white man said, Coloured people are not allowed here.
The black man turned around and stood up.
He said then:
Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK
But you sir
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE
When you're sick, you're GREEN
When you go in the sun you turn RED
When you're cold you turn BLUE
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me coloured?
The white man stood up and walked away...